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2005-02-28 - 10:48 a.m.

Hereís one of Molly and my crazy online conversations, if you follow it at all, youíre a genius. Itís kind of hard to follow, so good luck!

HyperActive1007: Iím thad
Molly: I'M THORRY
HyperActive1007: thankth
Molly: NO PROBLEM TUTTH (She meant Ďtootsí and the next few lines is us trying to figure out how to spell toots with a lisp) (The first part of this conversation took place while we were one the phone together, so itís the most random part)
HyperActive1007: toooth
HyperActive1007: tootth (Me on the phone: You canít spell toots with a lisp!)
Molly: U OILDALIAN (Molly on the phone: They have to brush their tooth cuz itís all they got. Me on the phone: hahahahahaha)
HyperActive1007: thath me
HyperActive1007: thath why i talk tho funny
Molly: U THILLY NERD (Me on the phone: hey! You called me a nerd!! Youíre a nerf herder!!)
HyperActive1007: u nerf herder
Molly: WUUT?? (Me on the phone: From Star Wars? Hahah! Iím sorry, the kid Iím babysitting is a Star wars freak. I know everything about the movies now! Leia calls Han Solo a scruffy looking nerfherder. Molly: hahahahahahahahahah!)
Molly: U R A BIGGER NERF HERDER
HyperActive1007: UR a scruffy lookin nerf herder
Molly: WUAHAHAHA
HyperActive1007: Hey molly, are you proud of me, I didn't eat any pastries this morning at breakfast!
HyperActive1007: in seminary breakfast
HyperActive1007: and stupid Leeann had three
HyperActive1007: wahhhhhhhh
HyperActive1007: why is she so skinny??
HyperActive1007: she had more calories in that one sitting then I can have all day
Molly: WHO? (Me on the phone: Leeann. Each of those pastries had 260 calories in them, and she ate three, and I ate none and yet I still weigh like twenty more pounds then she does! Itís not fair!!!)
Molly: BLUAAHH
Molly: THATíS THE SOUND OF LEAN THROWIN IT ALL UP
HyperActive1007: I hate skinny ppl
HyperActive1007: hahahaha
Molly: I LIKE MAKIN BARFIN NOISES
Molly: HAHA
HyperActive1007: oooookay
Molly: AHAHAHAH
HyperActive1007: u lick brenton huh?
HyperActive1007: like*
HyperActive1007: cuz licking would be awkwardÖÖÖÖÖ..
Molly: I KINDA DO
HyperActive1007: awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww cute!
HyperActive1007: u wanna kiss him
HyperActive1007: you think he's cute
HyperActive1007: you wanna have his babies
Molly: WELL THIS IS GONNA SOUND SAD
Molly: BUT..
Molly: I KINDA LIKE HIM KUZ HE LIKES ME
HyperActive1007: well duh
HyperActive1007: that's why I like cameron
HyperActive1007: well, i think he likes me
HyperActive1007: that's why I started liking him
Molly: I FEEL BAD THO
HyperActive1007: why?
Molly: HE FLATERS ME SOOOÖÖÖÖ
HyperActive1007: i love that we're on the phone but we're taking the slower route of conversation and typing all of this instead.
Molly: I GONNA BURN IN HELLLL
HyperActive1007: yeah........ with ME!!!
HyperActive1007: lol
Molly: WE R OLD FASHIOND
Molly: AHAHAHAH (Me on the phone: Weíre old fashioned because weíre talking online instead of on the phone?)
HyperActive1007: that makes no sense
Molly: DUH
HyperActive1007: and it's silent on the phone
HyperActive1007: teehee
HyperActive1007: RESTOARED peanuts (Me on the phone: I spelled Restored retarded. Ignore that A. Molly on the phone: You silly moo.)
HyperActive1007: mooooooooooooooooooo
HyperActive1007: far far away (Molly on the phone: So how did you like that youth meeting last night? Me: It was awesome! President Spears is the BEST speaker in the whole world, when he said he hadnít thought of anything to talk about I was like, Ďoh crap, Iím gonna cry my eyes out and here I wore mascara!!í Molly: yeah. Alicia: so, did you like it? Molly: . . . . yeah. . . .)
HyperActive1007: u sound so sincere (Molly on the phone: Well, there were a few good parts, but a lot of it was boring. **My mom in the background: Hey, Alicia, I have to make a few phone calls so you need to get off. Me to my mom: Okay. Me to Molly: hey malls, my mom has to use the phone so Iíll call you after babysitting kay?
Molly: Iím Never gonna see you again!!!! Me: I know, itís going to be tragic, but I really have to go. Talk to you later! I love you! Molly on the phone: I love you too! Me on the phone: Bye! Molly on the phone: Bye Leeshy!)
HyperActive1007: oh just kidding i fergot we were online
HyperActive1007: hahahahahahahha
Molly: WOOHOO
HyperActive1007: i thought i'd never talk to you again
Molly: NOW WE R REALY OLD FASIONED
HyperActive1007: The name Cameron means bent NOSE???????????
Molly: WUAHAHA
Molly: ME AND JENI HAVE THE SAME EVIL LAFF
Molly: WUAHAHAHA
HyperActive1007: i no its brilliant
HyperActive1007: and watch, the name ammon prolly means something filthy cool (Ammon is her hot date for prom. Yeah, heís way hot and he can sing like not other!)
Molly: WE R TWINS SEPERATED AT BIRTH AND U FOUND US BOTH (Sheís referring to my best bud Jen who lives in LA, they met and found out that theyíre like exactly alike in everyway. And Molly likes the idea that theyíre twins from another mother)
HyperActive1007: Im gonna look for Ammonís nameís mening.
Molly: IT WAS MEANT TO BBB (Refferring once more to Jenni in LA)
Molly: K (Referring to me looking for Ammonís name)
Molly: IT PROLLY MEANS A GODDESSES WARRIOR
Molly: OR SUMTHIN
Molly: HAHAHAHA
HyperActive1007: okay they spell it retarded, they spell it Amin instead of ammon, but it means Trustworthy
HyperActive1007: that's pretty good
HyperActive1007: i mean, it's better than bent nose
Molly: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Molly: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Molly: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HyperActive1007: and your freaking out because.......?
Molly: CUUIUTE!
HyperActive1007: oh
HyperActive1007: i c
HyperActive1007: lol
HyperActive1007: Amena
HyperActive1007: you like that name?
Molly: EEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW
HyperActive1007: how about Amberrose? You like that one?
Molly: GROSS
HyperActive1007: Amberrose means Immortal
Moly: COOL.
HyperActive1007: I kind of like it actually, itís pretty
HyperActive1007: Amelia. . . . that's gross
Molly: YUP
HyperActive1007: but it means cool things
Molly: WUT DOES IT SAY BOUT MEE NAME?
HyperActive1007: Molly means curly haired double dealing nose picker (Inside joke, thatís what we call everyone that weíre annoyed with to kinda of joke around. Itís from Little Rascals)
HyperActive1007: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Molly: UUU LOOSER
Molly: TEL ME THE TRUTH OR I'LL DOUBLE DEAL UR BOOGERS
HyperActive1007: ooooh your name is bad
HyperActive1007: it means Bitter
HyperActive1007: so ammon makes up for yours
HyperActive1007: you have to get married now
HyperActive1007: sides, ud have gorgeous kids!
Molly: I KNOW WHAT IT MEANS BUT DOES IT SAY ANYTHING ELSE ABOUT MY SAD NAME?
HyperActive1007: no
HyperActive1007: it says it's hebrew
HyperActive1007: ur middle name is cool tho
HyperActive1007: its me maís nombre
Molly: WUT DOES IT MEAN?
HyperActive1007: it's like "OF GOD" or something
HyperActive1007: i can't remember
Molly: COOOOOOOL
HyperActive1007: persactly
HyperActive1007: Alicia means noble or of noble birth
Molly: YA RIGHT
HyperActive1007: which is retarded because Iím poor.
Molly: WUAHAHAHA
HyperActive1007: no that really is what my name means. Iím noble, just face it molly.
HyperActive1007: and my middle name
HyperActive1007: is a town in France
HyperActive1007: a really famous beautiful one
HyperActive1007: LOL
Molly: NOBLES DONT PIK THEIR NOSES
HyperActive1007: BOOHAAA
HyperActive1007: I DO!!! NOBLE FRENCH WOMEN DO!
HyperActive1007: bringing a new meaning to the term GOLD DIGGER
Molly: HAHAHAHA
HyperActive1007: hey, there's ppl named Mohawk??
Molly: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Molly: LOSERTH
HyperActive1007: Cameron's real name means Beloved
HyperActive1007: Awwwwwww!!!
Molly: WUTS HIS REAL NAME?
HyperActive1007: David
HyperActive1007: he's adopted
Molly: AAAAAWWW CUTE
HyperActive1007: :-)
HyperActive1007: I KNOW!
Molly: HE IS BELOVED
Molly: FROM U
HyperActive1007: by ME
Molly: WUAHAHA
HyperActive1007: i left my key, in a mozeleum, down in Dixie!!!
Molly: ?????????
Molly: IS THAT HIS BIALOGICAL LAST NAME?
Molly: HAHA
HyperActive1007: wait, what's his biological name?
HyperActive1007: davidÖÖ I just told u silly moo
Molly: LAST NAME
HyperActive1007: oh his full biological name is David Woolworth
HyperActive1007: ugh
HyperActive1007: Cameron Langley is better
HyperActive1007: and Alicia Langley (according to my family) is a good pen name, and sense I want to be a writer, thatís a plus! Alicia Langley.
HyperActive1007: that does look cute actually, on paper
Molly: IT REALLY DOES
Molly: MOLLY GETAREZ (Apparently weíre both marrying our prom dates now)
Molly: SALSY
HyperActive1007: Awwwwwww
Molly: ITíS EXOTIC
HyperActive1007: that is freakin cute; Molly Gaterez, it works!!
HyperActive1007: hey, I've decided not to go to college
HyperActive1007: too much of a hassle
HyperActive1007: I wanna get married lol
Molly: BETTER THAN MOFFET I MUST ADMIT
HyperActive1007: VERY true
HyperActive1007: poor molly moffet (referring to her HUGE crush on a guy named Scotty Moffet that is going no where because sheís Mormon and her mom wonít let her date anyone who isnít, retarded I know! )
HyperActive1007: lol
HyperActive1007: sick
Molly: HEY WAIIIIT
HyperActive1007: that sounds like a demented kids poem
Molly: WE R GOIN TO COLLEGE TOGETHER!! (At this point I ignore her)
HyperActive1007: molly moffet sat on her toffet, eating her curds and weigh
HyperActive1007: along came a spider and sat down beside her and frightened miss moffet away
Molly: IT IS MISS MOFFET SAT ON HER STOOL BRUIN LITTLE CHILLENS FOR THE SPIDER
Molly: HAHAHA
HyperActive1007: hhahahahahahahhahaha demented version, I get it.
HyperActive1007: yeah but wut if someone proposes to me before college and I really want to marry him?
HyperActive1007: i tell em no??
HyperActive1007: i promised to go to college with molly?
HyperActive1007: i may as well marry u!!
Molly: YUP
Molly: ALICIA LORAIN BEAN WILL U TAKE ME. . . . MOLLY WAITE
HyperActive1007: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
HyperActive1007: Lorraine*
HyperActive1007: Langley*
HyperActive1007: wow
Molly: ALICIA LORRAINE BEAN
Molly: HAHA
HyperActive1007: ahahahah
HyperActive1007: Alicia Lorrain Langley sounds sick
HyperActive1007: Lorraine*
Molly: U LAFFED BAKWARDS
HyperActive1007: ahahahah i kow
HyperActive1007: i did it on pourpose
HyperActive1007: i KOW
HyperActive1007: lol
HyperActive1007: KOW (Kow referrs to the skinny Kow Kwad which is me, Jessica, Molly and Ebony)
HyperActive1007: moooooooooooooo
Molly: I KNOW U SILLY NOSE PIKER
HyperActive1007: piker?
HyperActive1007: isn't that in football?
Molly: PICKER
HyperActive1007: LOL
Molly: GRAMMER FREAK
HyperActive1007: yes ma'am
HyperActive1007: you wanna know why I'm demented??
Molly: NOT REALLY
HyperActive1007: yes u do
Molly: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TO SCARY!
HyperActive1007: I kinda want Danny to ask me to prom just so i can say, "no, I already have a date!" (Danny is cute guy number three at my school, I wanted to go to prom with him at first, but Cameronís better!)
HyperActive1007: booohhhahahahahah
Molly: I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL THO
Molly: I WISH BRENTON WOULD JUST SPILL THAT HE LIKES ME
Molly: EVIIIIIIIIIILLL
HyperActive1007: well HEY THERE!! The Persian Meaning of Cameron is......... SUCCESSFUL! YAY!
HyperActive1007: nice huh?
Molly: YA
Molly: EEEEEEVVVVVVVIIIIILLLLLLLL
HyperActive1007: at least in persia we'll be successful
HyperActive1007: u rn't evil
HyperActive1007: that's normal
Molly: HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Molly: ITS EVIL
HyperActive1007: if a guy likes you, it's always flattering, no matter who the guy is
Molly: EVIL
HyperActive1007: like ross (referring to strange stalker at my dances that is obsessed with me and Iím afraid of him)
Molly: EVIL
HyperActive1007: i hate him but it's still flattering
HyperActive1007: like if he stopped asking me to dance, i'd be slightly sad
HyperActive1007: not completely mind you
HyperActive1007: he could lay off a bit
Molly: HAHA
Molly: BUT BRENTON IS A GOOD FREIND
HyperActive1007: tis true
Molly: AND I WANT HIM TO SAY IT SO I CAN TURN HIM DOWN
Molly: I'M A MEAN GIRL
HyperActive1007: okay, that IS evil
HyperActive1007: why do u want to turn him down???
Molly: SO I CAN SAY I HAD TO TURN DOWN AN ACTAULLY KOOL GUY INSTED OF SUMONE LIKE JOSH MENG (Josh Meng, or Frog Boy as he is fondly known, is a disgusting hygiene unaware borderline molester in her ward. Heís scary, the first day I ever met him, he kept touching my leg and telling me how beautiful I was. *Shudders*)
Molly: I KNOW EEEEVVVVIIIILLLL
HyperActive1007: why do you have to turn him down?
Molly: WELL I CANT GO OUT WITH HIM CUZ I LIKE SCOTT AND IF I WENT OUT WITH ONE OF HIS BFF THEN I HAVE TOTALLY LOST MY CHANCES WITH HIM
Molly: NOT LIKE THERE WERE MANY CHANCES IN THE FIRST PLACE BUT STILLLL
HyperActive1007: yeah there isn't chance for you and scooter so go for brenton (Scooter is scottís nickname)
HyperActive1007: but really u don't know that scooter doesn't like u
HyperActive1007: ;-)
Molly: UR RIGHT BUT THERE IS NOT MUCH INDICATION THAT HE DOES
HyperActive1007: yeah, okay, he isn't putting his arm around ME
HyperActive1007: or calling ME
HyperActive1007: or inviting ME anywhere
HyperActive1007: (That's gr8 by the way)
HyperActive1007: (I feel real included)
Molly: HE CALLS ME BRO
Molly: 2 HIM I AM ONE OF THE GUYS
HyperActive1007: then heís what? gay?
HyperActive1007: he doesn't put his arm around brenton last time I checked
Molly: WUT??
Molly: NOO
Molly: HE CONSIDERS ME LIKE ONE OF HIS GUY FREINDS
Molly: NOT A POSSIBLE GIRL FREIND
HyperActive1007: okay, but he deosn't put his arm round brenton. . . . .
HyperActive1007: that's all i'm saying. . . . .
Molly: LIFE SUKS
HyperActive1007: aaaaaaaaaactauly, right now, staring at my vote for pedro signs which a guy hath made for me, i'm kinda thinkin life's sweet
Molly: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHA
Molly: LUKY
HyperActive1007: yeah well, u have ammon
Molly: I DID HAVE A TRUE GENTALMEN ALL TO MYSELF LAST NIGHT WHICH WAS NOT BAD. (referring to last nightís youth meeting for my church at which Ammon and her got to talk for like thirty minutes and heís like a flipping prince. Thatís our inside joke about how dignified he is.)
HyperActive1007: amen sistah
HyperActive1007: guess what i just figured out??
HyperActive1007: AMMON CAMERON they rhym
HyperActive1007: sorta
Molly: HAHA HE IS SERIASLY LIKE SOM PRINCE IN SOME TEENY BOPPER MOVIE!
Molly: LIKE HOW I SPELT CEREAL?
Molly: AHAH
HyperActive1007: yeah chicka
HyperActive1007: but u missed it, our guys rhym!!
HyperActive1007: kinda
HyperActive1007: not that i have a guy. . . . . but I guess, kinda I do. . . .
Molly: NO I GOT THAT
HyperActive1007: oh good
HyperActive1007: lol
HyperActive1007: hold on
Molly: GOSH Y DO U HAVE 2 HAVE EVERYTHING THE SAME AS ME??AHAHAHAHAHAJK
HyperActive1007: I do everything at the same time as you?
HyperActive1007: like what?
Molly: NO I WAS JK BOUT OUR GUYS U SILLY
HyperActive1007: oh
HyperActive1007: wow i'm slow today. . . .
HyperActive1007: my poor kids at babysitting today. . .
Molly: HOW THEIR NAMES SOUND ALIKE SO THEY R SIMILAR
Molly: HAHAHA
HyperActive1007: hahahahahahahahahah
HyperActive1007: but yet not similar at all. . . .
HyperActive1007: i think that ammon and cameron are like polar opposites from each other
Molly: YES TIS TRU
HyperActive1007: like ammons all dignified (haha Prince!!)
Molly: YUP
Molly: WE CAN FIX THAT THO
HyperActive1007: and cam's all more laid back, sk8er type of guy who likes to bend rules a bit
HyperActive1007: he's kinda a bad boy, but good
HyperActive1007: it's cute
HyperActive1007: lol we're gonna have to fix it
HyperActive1007: i mean ur guy
HyperActive1007: dignifying
HyperActive1007: thing
Molly: UNDIGNIFIING
HyperActive1007: we can call it: opperation undignification
HyperActive1007: LOLOLOLOL
we just thought of that at the same time
HyperActive1007: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Molly: AND A LITTLE BIT OF DIGNIFICATION 4 CAM
Molly: HAHAHA
HyperActive1007: No!!!!!
HyperActive1007: lol
HyperActive1007: i like him undignified
Molly: HAHAHAHA
HyperActive1007: cuz I know he'll open doors for me anyway
HyperActive1007: cuz his momma taught his good
HyperActive1007: :-D
Molly: WUT IF THE GUYS WERE TO EVER C THIS CONVO/?
HyperActive1007: That would be funny, in fact, we should print it up and post it around town
HyperActive1007: LOL
Molly: I'D BURRY MYSELF UNDER A ROCK AND STAY THERE TILL THE 2ND COMIN
HyperActive1007: haha
HyperActive1007: but then u and ammon could never have beautiful chillen
HyperActive1007: but could u really spend eternity with someone that serious? i guess tho u guys kinda balance each other out. . . him being all serious and you being. . . . molly.
Molly: WELL I WATCHED HIM WITH HIS FAMILY ON THE STAND AND HE WAS KIDDING AROUND SO I THINK HE LOSINS UP
HyperActive1007: that's good
Molly: I HAVE 2GO
HyperActive1007: that's bad
HyperActive1007: why?
Molly: I WILL TALK TO U LATER
HyperActive1007: why?
HyperActive1007: why why why?
Molly: I HAVE TO GO TO HORSE (She always cheats on me with her flipping horse!! Lol)
HyperActive1007: u bum
HyperActive1007: lol
HyperActive1007: say hi to Chick for me and if she talks back, try and wake up. (referring to the recurring nightmares sheís been having about her horse, Chick, talking to her and telling her that her baby is dying. Chick is pregnant and itís apparently really dangerous to have a horse have a baby so Mollyís stressing a bit.)
HyperActive1007: LOL
Molly: HAHAHAH
HyperActive1007: hahah buh bye
Molly: WE RULE
HyperActive1007: love ya
HyperActive1007: WE RULE (Referring to us ruling the cosmos, this is how we always end our conversations!)

Well, thatís pretty much a day in the life of me and Molly. Molly is my best friend. She has curly blond hair and sheís lots of fun. We donít take much stock in maturity, as you can plainly see, but we have a blast, and itís way fun to talk with her online. I get more words out because I type much faster then her, but sheís still silly! Alrighty, well, that may have been boring, but itís fun anyway! Talk to you soon! *Kisses*
Alicia

 

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